Right, well so this is not really indicative of my life. That, dear viewers is Yorrick, cousin of Barry (who you may or may not see later in the series). Yorrick was an impulse purchase from DealsDirect or was it OO, I can't remember). As a matter of fact they shipped me a brain first but I shipped it back - which might explain a few things.
At one stage I wrote words for his head (much like the Golems in Terrry Pratchett's excellent Discworld novels) - unfortunately Yorrick is male, so his "words" where just a post-it note with "sex" written on it a few dozen times - go figure.
Oh and Yorrick is holding on to 25 Euro's and 5 Malaysian Ringit .. which should be worth around 4.5 Billion US dollars at the current conversion rate =)
PS: What's really going to freak you out is that my Canon TX1's face recognition recognised Yorrick's face .. makes sense I guess but still, spooky.