Dinner (Nutrigrain in Choc Soy Milk)
Q: May I suppose that by this picture it's clear that you're a bachelor and not feeding a family of four ?
A: No you may not, for all you know I could have brought into life a horde of Kelloggs Nutrigrain loving monkeys.
Q: So are you an ironman then ?
A: More like an alloy of marshmallow and that chewy stuff in the centre of Pollywaffles (if you don't know what they are you missed out!)
Q: If you could have one meal tonight what would it be?
A: Mousseline of pattes rouges crayfish on a bed of asparagus garnished with shaved truffle and a lightly peppered beluga caviar infused sauce. Unfortunately I ran out of pepper.